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It’s like dealing with children sometimes

I had to separate sempai from Hiromu yet again. Honestly, I know sempai’s claiming to be merely twenty-seven, but that still makes him older than Hiromu. I’m not expecting him to be as strict as Kuroki, but some poise would be a welcome change.

Well, as long as I’m here, I may as well check the blog— Youko-chan, what’re you doing there, reading about…

Nooooooooo, Youko-chan, I promise, I’m, not like that, I’m a good and pure nii-san, I swear!

—Ryuuji

Farewell, Rei

We buried Rei in an old eraser box, underneath J’s favorite tree in the forest. His speech was very touching: he said that he hoped that she could taste the sap’s sweetness wherever she was now, and how he would always remember how she shyly scuttled behind my texts whenever anyone who wasn’t him came in the room. It made him feel like she trusted him.

If there was one good thing in all of this, it was that sempai was well behaved during it all. I was almost worried that he’d pull some mean joke, but… he was polite and silent. He even patted J on the shoulder after it was done. I think I should remember that even with sempai being sempai, he does have a kind side.

I guess he’s finally over J trying to seduce or whatever. At least I hope so!

… That’s enough sadness for now, I think. I’ve mentioned to sempai that J could use a new friend, but we’re still not sure as to what. I see a lot of researching in our future.

—Ryuuji

But Ryuuji, J must truly love you, or he could not wake you with true love's kiss! That's how it works!
Anonymous

Oh, Anon, you’ve been reading too many fairy tales. :) Just because J kissed me, and is watching me while I type doesn’t mean he— J, what are you doing, give me my laptop back—

(I am in love with Ryuuji. I am his best lover. I am a better lover than Jin. —J)

It’s like a cat deciding he wants to spend time with Person A more than Person B, until he changes his mind. It’s quite harmless, I ensure you.

—Ryuuji

Masato, this means that J is really in love with Ryuuji, or Ryuuji would not awake from J's kiss! You must act to stop J seducing your beloved away from you!
Anonymous

IM GONNA @#!&ING KILL THAT EGOTIST SEDUCER RAWWWRGH.

—Masato

… Yes, it’s been like that since J woke me up. :/ I tried explaining to sempai that J most likely misunderstood, and that I still love my sempai, but he’s been quite angry lately. And J being all ‘I have seduced Ryuuji’ doesn’t help.

Did you know that he asked me to dismantle J again?! I reminded him that he needs J to interact with this dimension, but I don’t think he cares…

—Ryuuji

Has Ryuuji recovered yet? Maybe you can wake him with true love's kiss!
Anonymous

Hmm, gud idea, Anon-chan! Lemme just lean down and pucker up—

(I, Beet J Stag, will wake him with true love’s kiss. —J)

…EXCUSE ME. J, WTF RU DOING—

(Mm… sempai? What’s going on? —Ryuuji)

…………….

(I have kissed Ryuuji. I rescued him. From now on, call me Beet J Stag Lovedoctor. —J)

…………………………….

PHOTOBOMBER HOMEWRECKER!!!111!!!!!!11!!!!!

—Masato

Sorry, I meant consummate your passion. Either way, without the ice cubes, it ain't happening!
Anonymous

Oh, I see, thank you for the clarification. :) Instead, you meant sempai and I…

I…

I feel faint…

—@_@

ffffffffffffff Anon-chan u made Ryuu-chan pass out. :( Some1 tell my bf he is not a Victorian heroine, pls!!!111!!!!11!

—Masato

Which of you confessed his love to the other first?
Anonymous

Um, I did. Although I was rather… opaque concerning my crush on him when I was young. I wouldn’t be too terribly surprised if he always suspected how I felt, even back then.

—Ryuuji

Ryuuji, how do you feel about being called pet names like: Ryuu-san, Ryuu-chan, Nii-san and all the other things your teammates call you?
Anonymous

When Youko-chan first met me, she had difficulty pronouncing my name: I was her ‘Ryuu-san’ from the very beginning, so I don’t mind that at all. :) I’m actually relieved Hiromu follows her example— we were separated for awhile, but he still sees me as the nii-san.

As for sempai’s nicknames for me… well, that’s just one of his many quirks. At least I’m not like poor Kurorin. Um, I mean, Kuroki.

—Ryuuji

Well Ryuuji, Masato has to do that with ice cubes, otherwise you'll overheat and you and he cannot consume your passion!
Anonymous

C-consume my passion?!

I’m not sure how you came up with that metaphor, but trust me, I do understand the importance of ice cubes in our relationship. And it’s actually… kind of pleasant. Um, sometimes.

—Ryuuji

have you ever heard or seen a viral video called Greatest Freak Out Ever? & would you ever react like that when you are mad?
Anonymous

I’m afraid not. :( And unless it’s ‘become a brute, make horrible decisions, and then pass out,’ I doubt I would react in a similar way.

—Ryuuji